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HaLo2FrEeEk Overlord Extraordinaire
 Joined: 15 Aug 2006 Posts: 5782 Status: Offline Style: Xbox 360 Location: Trying really hard to do something
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I'M GONNA BE AN UNCLE!!!
I'll edit this thread when there are developments.
Sunday 9:23 am: My brother texts me saying they're going to the hospital, she's having contractions.
Sunday 12:49 pm: They're sent home, the contractions aren't close enough together.
Monday: Nothing.
Tuesday 1:16 am: They're going back to hospital, contractions are 5 minutes apart and lasting 1 minute.
5:35 am: She got the epidural.
6:30 am: My brother calls me telling me to call my dad to pick us up.
6:34 am: I call my dad, he's on his way, ETA 45 minutes.
8:00 am: Call from dad, he's stuck in traffic, ETA 10 minutes.
8:12 am: Call from dad, he's at the stoplight for the turn onto our road, ETA 30 seconds.
~8:30 am: Arrive at hospital, meet up with my brother, get food.
~9:45 am: Brother is going to take a nap, I'm going to smoke.
~10:30 am: Been talking with Mary and Linden, going to have another smoke.
1:55 pm: The things you hear in the birthing center: "I hear someone gave away their post-partem hemorrhage card." Lulz ensued.
4:00 pm: She's dilated to 9 cm, she'll probably start pushing in the next 45 minutes.
4:58 pm: My brother and dad are getting some food, her dad came out of the room to tell us she started pushing.
6:19 pm: Hayden George Smith is born. 7 lbs 6 oz, 21 inches. He is an absolutely beautiful baby. I'll get some pictures up when I fully wake up.
7:20 pm: I held my nephew for the first time.
EDIT: Pictures are now uploaded, find them here. _________________

~HaLo2FrEeEk
I wrote:
I'm sexy, admit it.
Are you?
Last edited by HaLo2FrEeEk on Tuesday, January 25, 2011 9:39:44 pm; edited 3 times |
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| Tuesday, January 18, 2011 9:22:54 am |
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Poisonblood Proto-Gravemind

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Congratulations man! Be the uncle that does all the fun and cool things. Play mad video games and paintball with that bitc-wonderful nephew! Be there for him.
At first I thought Mrs. Smith would be having the baby. I was like "O.O FUUUUUUUUUU-" _________________

Pikachu Response to H2F Getting His Ass Kicked wrote:
"Carissa, take a picture of this. The guys down at Infectionist are gonna love this."
HaLo2FrEeEk wrote:
I guess I must be gay. And married...but totally gay, 100% flaming homosexual here.
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| Tuesday, January 18, 2011 6:03:01 pm |
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Pikachu Brute Combat Form

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Poisonblood wrote:
Congratulations man! Be the uncle that does all the fun and cool things. Play mad video games and paintball with that bitc-wonderful nephew! Be there for him.
At first I thought Mrs. Smith would be having the baby. I was like "O.O FUUUUUUUUUU-"
Yes, a one day pregnancy.
Congrats, Uncle HaLo2FrEeEk. Give him a cousin, now. _________________
HaLo2FrEeEk wrote:
I like painful sex
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| Tuesday, January 18, 2011 6:44:37 pm |
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Poisonblood Proto-Gravemind

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No, I read the title "Babies O' Comin." and thought he would be the daddy. Then, of course, after reading a few words of the actual post I realized he was an uncle. _________________

Pikachu Response to H2F Getting His Ass Kicked wrote:
"Carissa, take a picture of this. The guys down at Infectionist are gonna love this."
HaLo2FrEeEk wrote:
I guess I must be gay. And married...but totally gay, 100% flaming homosexual here.
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